Entertainment - Jokes

*When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.*

*If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.*

*You can't trust dogs to watch your food.*

*Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.*

*Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair*.

*Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.*

*Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.*

*School lunches stick to the wall.*

*You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.*

*Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.*

*The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.*

*It's hard to unlearn a bad word.*

*It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.*

*A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.*

*Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines.*

*Twelve is a lot older than eight.*

*Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers.*

*Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.*

*If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.*

*Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.*

*You can't start over just because you're losing the game.*

*A snow day is more fun than a vacation day.*

*All libraries smell the same.*

*If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.*

*Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.*

*Silence can be an answer.*

*If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.*

*Don't nod on the phone.*

*If mom says no, ask Gandma *

Adapted from another source

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